A man and his wife were driving home one night when they spotted a baby otter on the side of the road, so the wife insists they stop and pick him up and get him some help. So the wife gets out and picks it up, and gets back in the truck. Then she says "what should I do with it" and her husband replies "just hold it between your legs until we get home" and the wife says " I can't, it's all wet and smelly" her husband replies " just hold his little nose, he'll be fine"