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  • Funny Knock-knock Knock

    Knock-knock.
    Whos there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    God bless you.



    Knock-knock.
    Whos there?
    Cereal.
    Cereal who?
    Cereal pleasure to meet you.


    Knock-knock
    Whos there?
    Opportunity.
    Dont be silly-
    opportunity doesnt knock twice!



    Knock-knock.
    Whos there?
    Madam.
    Madam who?
    Madam foot got caught in the door!



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    A little girl.
    A little girl who?
    A little girl who cant reach the doorbell!



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Value.
    Value who?
    Value be my Valentine?



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Figs!
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, its broken.



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Banana!
    Banana who?
    Banana split so ice creamed!



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    Im fine, Hawaii you?



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Harry!
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer the door!



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Keith!
    Keith who?
    Keith me, my thweet preenth!
    (Kiss me, my sweet prince)



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Aardvark!
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell so Ill knock.



    Knock-knock!
    Whos there?
    I scream.
    I scream who?
    I scream tastes cool on a hot day.


    Last edited by joker; 07-05-2013, 05:32 PM.

  • #2
    Nice one thanks for entertain to all friends...

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