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    What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
    A tiger moth !

    What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
    'Let us prey.'
    Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
    Because he has sandy claws !
    What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
    'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
    What is lion's favorite food ?
    Baked beings !
    What do tigers wear in bed ?
    Stripey pyjamas !
    What does a lion brush his mane with ?
    A catacomb !
    What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
    He felt funny !
    What's striped and bouncy ?
    A tiger on a pogo stick !
    How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
    Smack a lion !