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    Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you
    A: pull the pin and throw it back
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    What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
    I hope it's not mine.
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    ( boy 1 ) : you need to say what ever i say in backwards.
    ( boy 2 ) : okay.
    ( boy 1 ) : A B C
    ( boy 2 ) : C B A
    ( boy 1 ) : 1 2 3
    ( boy 2 ) : 3 2 1
    ( boy 1 ) : okay lets make this harder : CRACK MY FINGER
    ( Boy 2 ) : Finger my crack .
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    After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo". The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
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